here you can see my conehead with glasses, stripy dress over skinny jeans with baggy cardigan and smelly converse. All items of clothing are stained. I am armed with latest copy of Frankie magazine.
In an hour I have to change out of this uniform and put on some fresh clothes to go to dinner at a friend's house, spend time with my goddaughter, and tomorrow we are having a special night to celebrate our impromptu wedding (it's this Wednesday!) with friends. Can you hear the shotguns?
Spontaneous weddings are great.
But I must remember to scrub up beforehand!